Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Poor Taters

This was posted last week on a Clemson message board, and they say gamecock fans are delusional. I guess they will just have to wait until next year.

It is the last night you will go to bed with the Clemson Tigers 'over-rated'.

It is the last time you will ask, 'do we deserve this ranking?.

When you go to bed tomorrow evening the world is going to be different.
Mark May is going to be a believer.
Kirk Herbstreit is going ALL ORANGE - ALL THE WAY!
Lou Holtz - well frankly, who cares?
But tomorrow night when you go to bed you will have memories of a DECISIVE Clemson Victory! - The Offensive Line will get the job done.- Cullen Harper will be RAZOR SHARP! The Heisman Talk will get serious.- James Davis will be known as the top back in college football.- CJ Spiller will be known as the Most Exciting 8 Seconds in College Football for his TWO 80+ yard TD runs.- Aaron Kelly will simply put an exclamation point besides his name and I think that would look great when they put his name in Death Valley.- The Clemson Defense will make itself known as one of the very best in the NCAA.- Ricky Sapp, Da'Quan Bowers, Crezdon Butler, Michael Hamlin, Chris Clemons ... expect lots to be written about this crew on Sunday.- Manners and Bucholtz are going to deliver.- And Tommy Bowden is going to be mentioned as Coach of the Year for destroying Nick Sabin and the Crimson Tide.Remember this evening Tiger Fans. Because from here forward, you are entering the decade of THE TIGERS.
Then Nick Satan said I will beat down the Taters with a team of high school all stars resting my upper classmen for the SEC. When it was all said and done the tide had steamrolled the tigers down in hot lanta.

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