Friday, June 02, 2006

Friday Funny: Ghetto Spelling Bee

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.
2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.
3. PLANET - Leroy got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.
4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.
5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.
6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.
7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.
8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the! cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.
9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.
10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I'm out.
11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.
13. KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.
14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.
15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points My coach say DATA boy.
16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"
17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.
18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out da COATROOM."
19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.
20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

It is time for the gamecocks to shine, and Clemson to suck it up

Well it is that time of year when every person in SC is glued to the tube (computer screen that is) updating yahoo sports pages to see if Clemson and Carolina are defeating there opponents in there respected regional. I did a pretty bad job of predicting the out come of March Madness a couple months ago but I figured what more could the readers of LOHD want then my advice in who to pick in the CWS. Granted most people expect Clemson to win it all, but as a true gamecock fan I would never do that. So today I am going to tell you how I really feel about each team and who is going to come out of the region a winner. I think I am coming down with a sinus infection so please pardon the bad mood.

Clemson Regional- Pretty easy region since Miss St. didn’t even make the SEC tourney; they went from #1 in the nation this year to the bottom of the SEC west. Clemson shouldn’t have any problem winning this region. Which makes me even sicker? Clemson

Charlottesville regional- Playing in a big park should play to the advantage of the gamecocks as well as UVA. Opponents have hit three home runs in Virginia’s 34 home games. I have a good feeling that Carolina can do some damage in the regional. Look for Carolina to come out of the region with a victory and head to UGA for a rematch with the dawgs.

Overall favorites- Clemson
Can’t look past- Texas and Rice
Sleeper- Winthrop Pepperdine and ND
Tradition- Stanford and Cal state Fullerton

Look for the SEC, and Big 12 teams to dominate early and for the smaller schools to take advantage of good pitching and timely hitting. Gamecock and Tiger fans remember the Rajan Cajuns a couple years ago.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Pictures of the weekend events

Living the dream

Look what Lee found-- A Famous Delt from Columbia

The ghost of Mike Carey aka Mr. Malibu Rum

I am glad to see that somebody is making something of themselves

Pong it up

It turned out to be a two day bender of Beer Pong, hot dogs, more beer pong and a couple of drunken games of Flippie Cup. Consuming a lot of alcohol is one of my favorite past times but good lord lets not get carried away. My two mistakes of the weekend were arguing a beer pong rule with a lawyer, and not buying more cases of Busch light for 10 bucks. I will post some pictures of the beer pong teams and action shots later today or early tomorrow (so stay tuned)

Granted pregnant Brittney and I defeated K-Fed and Billy a lot of times on Sunday but were we not even close to being considered a dynasty (Winning five games in a row qualifies you as a dynasty, long island rules). Over all I am tired as shit at work right now and I slept most of the day yesterday, except for almost forgetting it was my mom’s birthday and having to run up to Charlotte to take her out to dinner, but everything worked out.

On a sad note this weekend Columbia also said " By Boz" for the first time. We wish you the best of luck in Charleston.