FIGHT

Well if you haven't heard by now there was a fight at the Russell house today involving USC Football players and two non-athletes. Apparently no one was arrested (as speculated) and the police are seeking two non athletes who apparently started the whole thing....

However, here were some on site reports/ accounts of the fight...

Beecher threw a punch but it was picked off.

I saw Taylor Rank was involved. When the campus police arrived he tried to run but only got 2 yards.

I saw Jariel King actually tore some kid head off who was wearing a GA hat and they were going to play catch but the only QB there was Garcia and the offense just seemed too complicated so the coaching staff told him not to throw it.

then smelley tripped over a leaf blowing in the wind for a sack. the OL actually tried to stop the leaf but whiffed completely. On first down the leaf fell from the tree the noise was so loud King flinched causing a false start. Apparently he thought it was an audible.

succop was trying to kick someone and it got blocked!!!!!

Mike davis was still mad at the fridge so he mauled a table and chair!

The fight broke out at the GMP cash register when Maddox fumbled his peach cobbler in the direction of Jasper, who had an opportunity to catch it before it hit the floor. But instead he let it bounce off of his chest, ruining his new Sean John shirt. He was then so enraged that he tossed Scotty Spurrier in Maddox’s direction, but missed and instead hit Barnes, Hills, and Whitlock, who where staring in amazement at the complexity of the buffet line.

Upon seeing that a melee was about to break out, the offensive line jumped in an attempted to bring peace, however they were easily tossed aside by the much smaller receivers. Hilarity and sadness ensued until Addison walked by, completely unaware that a fight was going on. He slipped on the cobbler and tried to catch himself but fell into Ladi. Ladi tipped over and squashed all of them. Fight over.

Feel free to post your account of the fight.