Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Giving a nickname to the Carolina D

The Matt and Tim show here in Columbia is having nickname week and are trying to come up with a nickname for the Carolina Defense. Anybody have any idea’s as what that should be? Some of the names they came up with yesterday that they thought were pretty good were…

Click Clack Sack Attach
Barnyard Bullies
Pain and suffering
Black Death
Chaos


I like the night train express way, since Jasper's unofficial nickname is Night Train. I am not sure why, but that is what it is.

to get all fired up for football season, I figured I would also post some great tailgating slang that we have heard over the years.

Who you with!
Is your cooter fired up for_________
Fred Bennett Sucks
Tim Tebow has down syndrome
Who the hell drank my beer?
No women will ever tell me what to do.

Wow is there fruit in that mason jar.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Black Death is pretty good what about the
1. Crow'in Curse
2. Spurs in your side
3. Castrating Cocks
4. Black Saturday

Anonymous said...

What about Butt Plug

Because they are going to back you up.

Cocktail said...

is your cooter fired up for ___this evening? GET IT RIGHT RICHARD

Anonymous said...

who can forget camel Toe!
and F__k her i did!?
and Cris leak, Whitehurst, Bogans, is G_Y...
new for this year "stafford is g_Y and i have a pic to prove it"

Anonymous said...

as for names wasn't our defense referred to as looking like black fire ants because they swarmed to the ball so fast back in the day? lets keep it like that thanks!

Moose said...
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Moose said...

JR,
I was going to include those wonderful quotes in a post later this week about road trips in the SEC. Also what to look forward too from JR when he comes to your town.

Anonymous said...

for a flat ties cd any one still have one that was the shiznit!


also i can't believe i forgot the most important song /chant/ for the pregame..."Here comes Johny Cocktail hoppin down the cooter trail... hippty hoppity i got llllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiidddddddddddddddd!"

Anonymous said...

sorry thats supposed to be $100 for a flat ties cd

i gotta get some cheese i gotta get some cedder! big daddy needs some cheese big daddy needs some chedder!

Anonymous said...

Moose don't forget...Jean Shorts..Go Denim Go Denim Go!

Moose said...

Big guy,
I was also saving that story for a later post this week about what to expect from a gamecock tailgate down at the end of Stadium road.
Classic stories like when a red beard guy knocked out JR's mom while chasing Corky thru the fairgrounds, or the Jean shorts song. good times

Expect more

Big Angry said...

it was the fire ant defense and black magic

Big Angry said...

Dont forget about our aderol friend that was out of commission almost a whole tailgate, and the same person tried to kiss i mean fell on Mrs Dragner

Brandon said...

Black Death. If we're going to use the black uniforms, we might as well play off of them.

Flounder said...

I like Chaos. Or if our D can shut down offenses then call them the Black Hole.

Going with Team Chaos though especially if the D line trys that stupid "stand up before the snap" crap again.