A few more Clemson Jokes...

Q: What has 98 legs & 49 teeth?
A: A Clemson Sorority and Fraternity Party.

Q: Why do Clemson women like to be on top during sex?
A: So they don't swallow their tobacco.

Q : What is the method of birth control on the Clemson campus?
A : Putting an X on the cows that kick!

Q : What does the average Clemson football player get on his SAT?
A : Drool

Gamecock Friday News Thread

Another news cycle...

Gamecock/Tigers News Thread
A house divided
Rivalry Week poll: Best USC alumni

Clemson vs. USC: Wrong turn for Mike Davis

Tigers search for grand finale

Clemson's coaching uncertainty distinguishes rival game

Pepper sees chance for redemption at Clemson

McKinley hopes to spoil Clemson's bowl chances

It's been a long season for Tigers' offensive line

Going Head-To-Head

Sophomore Maddox moves up to No. 2 RB

Johnson has been on both sides of this rivalry

Dabo and the other leftovers

Stopping 'The Freak' one of biggest keys for Tigers

USC random bowl thoughts before turkey dinner

Will USC go to the Chick-fil-A bowl or Outback?

Those two seem the most likely stops but the first is starting to seem the likely venue to me or it could be the pumpkin pie I smell. Anyway, with LSU taking a 'L' to Ole Miss recently it has changed some of the scenarios we have read about recently.

Assuming nothing stupid happens over the weekend like a UF loss, bama loss, Ole Miss loss or LSU loss...here is how things could shape up....

• Ole Miss goes to the Cotton
• LSU could end up at the Outback bowl
• USC to the Chick-fil-a for the first time since the Gamecocks won the ACC title in 1969

However, if USC gets blown out by Clemson and Kentucky handles Tennessee, the Outback could go with Kentucky, bumping the Gamecocks to the Music City against an ACC team on Dec. 31.

Oh and another thing to think about is if Bama beats UF in the SEC Championship....that could push USC towards a trip to the Liberty Bowl. I will go on the record and say that this will not happen....NO WAY Bama beats the Gators.

I feel that a trip to Atlanta is going to happen, at least that is how I feel today...talk around the dinner table today and get back to us as we would love to hear where you think USC will end up "bowl-ing?"

Turkey Day - Gamecocks vs Tigers News

The news must go on...

Carolina/Clemson News Thread
Clemson eyeing Calhoun, Patterson for coaching vacancy
Tigers' Davis plays with power, passion
Gamecocks' defense is safe with Stewart
Clemson candidate search moves ahead
Gamecocks focused on Tigers, not bowl
Clemson's Buchholz was hero in 2007
Geathers' return a blessing for USC
Clemson vs USC: Will Saturday's game come down to a field goal?
Morris: Can Tigers win 1 for the Dabo?
SEC vs. Big 12 seems pretty even on paper
Practice report: Smelley confident about Saturday’s game
It’s time to be a hater
The SEC: Three things we've learned
Poll: What is the top USC landmark?
Practice report: Smelley ready for rivalry
Time to pick the awards
Bowers starting to emerge
Smelley has seen it all at USC
Our rivalry is tame by comparison

More Clemson Jokes...

Did you know - A new law was passed in Clemson recently....When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

Q: What is the difference between a Clemson cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Clemson Tigers Football Team?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Happy Turkey Day!

From your pals at LOHD!

Clemson Jokes of the Day

Q : How do you know the tooth brush was invented at Clemson?
A : If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q : Why don't Clemson fans fart?
A : Their mouths are never closed long enough to build up any pressure!

Q : What do they call duct tape in Clemson?
A : Chrome!

Q: Why do Clemson Students go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: Nobody admitted 17 and under.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Clemson Football Players in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Anybody got some to add...post to the comment section....

More USC & CU Football Coverage

As the anticipation grows....

LOHD News Thread
After ugly season, Tigers excited about bowl possibilities
Fans' passion for in-state rivalry relates to Gamecock players
James Davis winds down stellar career at Clemson
Spurrier expects close game against Clemson
Former Alabama coach Stallings visits Swinney
Phillips briefs Clemson Board of Trustee on football coach search
Spurrier wants to give Smelley chance to succeed
Gamecocks downplay emotional trappings of rivalry game
Air Force, TCU coaches on Tigers' list
Clemson Report: Buchholz enjoys status as celebrity on campus
USC Report: Brinkley expects defense to rebound
Swinney eager for final act
Practice report: Alabama's Stallings visits Tigers
Another fast team awaits USC
USC battles past first bout with adversity
Practice report: Extra motivation for rivalry game
The best of Carolina and Clemson
Poll: What is USC's all-time best team?
Practice report: Garcia returns
Swinney playing out a scene in his movie
Assistant coaches not guaranteed to remain
Gamecocks' 'D' looking to regroup
Pick a bowl, any bowl
Ol' Ball Coach vows to be Mr. Nice Guy

NBC Sports USC vs. CU Prediction

A different spin...from NBC Sports....

South Carolina at Clemson

There’s no truth to the rumor that there will be a special guest giving the pregame speech in the Tiger locker room, even though Tommy Bowden excelled at beating the Gamecocks, going 7-2 during his time at Clemson. It’s Dabo Swinney’s show at the moment and if he can come through in his first crack at the archrivals, it might not be his last.
South Carolina, however, ranks second only to the other “USC” in pass defense, allowing just 156.7 yards per game through the air. That’s not good news for Tiger quarterback Cullen Harper . . . and neither is the fact that his offensive line remains a weak link and won’t be able to handle the Gamecocks’ rugged front four well enough to qualify Clemson for a bowl game.

South Carolina 20-17