Thursday, November 27, 2008

More Clemson Jokes...

Did you know - A new law was passed in Clemson recently....When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

Q: What is the difference between a Clemson cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.

Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and the Clemson Tigers Football Team?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Clemson teach Driver's Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear out the donkey.