The SEC: Middle Eastern Version

Found this on a LSU message board, thought it was pretty funny.


ALABAMA:Saudi Arabia - Once a proud country but wrecked by infighting and surrounded by enemies on all sides...Syria and Iraq have dominated them for years...very superstitious about the number 6...accomplishes a lot in the spring - offers very little in the fall.

LSU:Iran - New money...current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down...mainly because they have a functioning retard as their leader.

AUBURN:Syria - Capable of dominating anyone in the region (just ask Al Qaeda). Syria and Iraq routinely expose Saudi Arabia for what they really are. Has terrorized mortal enemies for 6 years - not to mention 7 of the last 8...the Saudi's desperately want to enter peace talks (because talk is about all they do these days).

TENNESSEE:Iraq - Has good history but the country has been tanking lately...should rebound in the near future...loves having a good laugh with Syria.

FLORIDA:Al Qaeda - Evil infidels. Formed around 1990 but likes to speak as if they are the cradle of civilization.

GEORGIA:Kuwait - You hear alot of talk about riches and potential...but still very vulnerable to Iraq and many others...Kuwait now plays LOUD rap music at all their battles.

ARKANSAS:Palestinian territories - No one worries a lot about them unless they can be of some use (like winning a battle once in a while against Iran that shakes up the standings).

SOUTH CAROLINA:Libya - Has a charismatic ruler but is a desolate nation. Their leader can rattle his sword here and there but that's about it.

VANDERBILT:Israel - Leave them alone please. What have they ever done to you?

OLE MISS:Afghanistan - Has very little going for it (but their chicks are pretty cool).

MISSISSIPPI STATE:Qatar - Where the hell is Qatar?

KENTUCKY:Morocco - Not really part of the Middle East. Has other interests besides fighting (or playing football).