Thursday, July 05, 2007

Chestnut to the Rescue...

Seems America has a new hero now that Captain America is dead....

Enter Joey Chestnut, in the annual Fourth of July competition, who broke his own world record by inhaling 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes -- a staggering one every 10.9 seconds.

He defeated the "Japanese eating machine" known as Kobayashi. Some would say that the Japanese heavy eater was not at his best because of the wisdom tooth extraction but no excuses people this is a eating contest so no crying "turf toe" when the going gets tuff.

So everyone rest easy now that America is safe and the Japenese have been defeated once again. Thank you Mr. Chestnut and we here at LOHD will never challenge you to a hot dog eating contest.

This commentary refers to the following article here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

USA USA USA USA