the day to drink green beer

It is that time of year again, and St. Patty’s is quickly approaching. Well the line up for Five points has been released and it is a pretty good one.

Seven Mary Three

Stretch Armstrong

Seven Nations

Check out http://www.stpatsinfivepoints.com/entertainment.php for more information

See yall there

Gamecock football for 2006

It might look different with MTSU in the orange crush but it is a 12 game season. Soon football will last all year long.

Day Date Opponent Site
Thursday August 31 Mississippi State Starkville, Miss.
Saturday September 9 Georgia Columbia, S.C.
Saturday September 16 Wofford Columbia, S.C.
Saturday September 23 Florida Atlantic Columbia, S.C.
Thursday September 28 Auburn Columbia, S.C.
Saturday October 7 Kentucky Lexington, Ky.
Saturday October 21 Vanderbilt Nashville, Tenn.
Saturday October 28 Tennessee Columbia, S.C.
Saturday November 4 Arkansas Columbia, S.C.
Saturday November 11 Florida Gainesville, Fla.
Saturday November 18 Middle Tennessee State Columbia, S.C.
Saturday November 25 Clemson Clemson, S.C.

New Music

Well as the Super bowl approaches and National signing day is upon us, I figured I would make a music post since it has been a while. Well as I look through songs to upload to my I-Pod, I came across a great reggae song (King with a Crown). So after a little research to find out what new reggae band was pumping out this sweet island music, I found out it was non-other then Matisyahu (the Jewish reggae performer). If you like lyrics like “You're a slave to yourself and you don't even know
You want to live the fast life but your brain moves slow
If you're trying to stay high then you're bound to stay low
You want G-d but you can't deflate your ego
If you're already there then there's nowhere to go”
Then you should check out his new album Youth, and for more info go to his website @

This is the coolest things a jew has done since Jesus made wine out of water!

Winter wonderland

Has anybody seen the Winter Olympic sport of Skeleton Racing, which looks like you are racing down a bobsled course on a cafeteria trey. There are no breaks and you race head first, reaching speeds up to 90 mph. This should give people a new reason to watch the Winter Olympics besides to see how drunk Bode Miller is.

My Name is Earl quote of the Week

Randy: “Why is Billy short for William, shouldn’t it be short for Billiam”

Now that is classic TV

stop the vote

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Damn Yankee's

New Jersey has a new state slogan.

The one that the residents of New Jersey picked was “Come see for your self” which makes no sense.

I like some of the runner ups like:

If you think New York sucks, check us out!

Home of the Soprano’s

That smell is us

Come smell for yourself

What Garden?

You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney!

New Jersey and You - Perfect Together

Cheaper then Connecticut

New York’s landfill

things you don't see everyday

So a couple weeks ago I come home from work, a little groggy from sitting behind a desk all day. Check the mail, and go through my normal ritual when I get home. As I opened my back door to let my dog out (Bailey) I see this woman popping a squat in my back yard. As Bailey is going crazy, I yell “what are you doing” and this starts a conversation with the crazy peeing lady.

Lady: I had to pee

Me: IN my back yard

Lady: My plumbing went out and the plumber is in my bathroom

Me: you could drive up the street to the gas station

Lady: You know how nasty those gas station bathrooms are

Me: Better then my backyard

Bailey: Bark, Bark

Me: shut up bailey

Lady is done, pulls up her pants and climbs over my fence

Lady: You need to get this fence fixed

Me: What happened to my fence?

Lady: oh it gave way when I was climbing over it

Me: You have got to be kidding

Me: thanks for stopping by to piss in my yard, have a good day

I have slowly learned not to take the easy way out; I should have decided to buy a house in the suburbs instead of living in the ghetto near downtown. Although I can’t complain about the 3 minute drive to work everyday, or the money I save on gas each day.

Leaving Carolina

On monday Coach Spurrier watched his two best defensive players leave early for the pro's. As well as two other players transfer and a third player become Academically ineligible. Next year might be another rollercoaster of new players and mixed emotions.


Player Pos. Status Comment
Ko Simpson DB Declaring for NFL draft First-team All-SEC selection at rover in 2005
Johnathan Joseph DB Declaring for NFL draft Tied for SEC lead with four interceptions
Dustin Lindsey LB Academically ineligible for 2006 Third on the team with 58 tackles
Antonio Heffner QB Transferring to Tennessee State Started in 48-7 loss to Auburn
Albert Ashcraft RB Transferring to Western Carolina Plans to run track