Blake is free

I saw this post on Gamecockcentral.com and thought that it was pretty funny

The real story


Kylan is really a missionary working as an usher over at Pavlov’s Freewill Baptist Bar & Grill so he can save the soles of so many wayward young kids. On or about 1:45AM Wednesday morning, Kylan had just finished studying his Sunday School Lesson and was about to call his Mom and tell her that he was alright and the he really missed her so much. That’s when “Bad Blake” came busting through the front door. People were screaming and hiding under tables, cause they have had dealings with the infamous “Bad Blake” before. Just then a very small furry kitten came out from behind the bar, where it had been lapping up some spilled milk. Kylan, being the caring person that he is, thought that “Bad Blake was about to step on the kitten and ran over to save it. That’s when “Bad Blake” saw him and thought he was charging after him, so he swung and struck the poor defenseless Kylan in the left cheek. Kylan then started crying out for his Mommy. The pain was almost unbearable and he had someone call 911, because he thought he was going to die right there in the middle of his mission trip and he knew there were many more young soles that needed him. Of course, when the police came, they were familiar with the work that poor Kylan had been doing in this rat hole of a city, known as Columbia SC. They promised Kylan that they would make “Bad Blake” pay for what he had done and that he would never play football again and the fans would turn against him and drive him out of town.It is also rumored that worshippers in the Pavlov’s Freewill Baptist Bar & Grill overheardKylan saying that one day, he wanted to be a Superstar like “Bad Blake”. Note: I believe this story as much as I believe the one the Kylan Ertzberger is telling.

"Back like Crack..."

That's right....Syvelle will start, if he can fit the afro in the helmet, and Cory Boyd will be taking control of the RB situation. Should be a interesting weekend and sure Smelley will get some PT.

USC’s new starters

Quarterback — Syvelle Newton
Tailback — Cory Boyd
No. 3 wide receiver — Moe Brown
Tight end — Jared Cook

Left tackle — Hutch Eckerson
Left guard — Seth Edwards
Right Guard — Garrett Anderson
Defensive tackle — Stanley Doughty
Outside linebacker — Rodney Paulk
Outside linebacker — Jordin Lindsey

---What does everyone predict will be the score? And I think Moe Brown will have a big day....

He hit me

What a tool bag, you should have just fought Blake and gone about your business. Here is your fifteen minutes of fame. enjoy it

Smile - you're on Jail Cam....

Simple Assault with a "bruised hand"....us here at LOHD can not wait to hear the details of this situation and pray that Spurrier does not kill someone at practice nor have a heart attack this week.

Love to get some feedback on this one....

bye Blake (breaking news)

Columbia) September 13, 2006 - An incident in Columbia's Five Points Tuesday night led to an arrest warrant for Gamecocks player Blake Mitchell.
Mitchell is expected to turn himself into the Columbia police department today.
A USC Athletic spokesperson says Mitchell is suspended indefinitely from the team.
WIS will have more details on this story as it develops.

Here we go

Now this is a football headline I like to see

The University of Northern Colorado's reserve punter was arrested Tuesday, accused of stabbing his rival in his kicking leg.

Memorable Quotes from Annapolis

I thought this was great, after watching Annapolis; I have pretty much been giving Kat a hard time about this dialog.

Cole: Why are you here?
Jake Huard: To serve my country, sir
Jake Huard: He's right you know.
Twins: Can I borrow your starch?
Jake Huard: Look, I don't get it. Why are you still here?
Twins: You want to know why I stay in this room?
Jake Huard: Yeah.
Twins: Cause Jake, you're my Mississippi.
Jake Huard: I'm your what?
Twins: People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is?
Jake Huard: No.
Twins: Mississippi. Cause Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.
Jake Huard: I'm Mississippi.
Twins: Well you sure as hell ain't California. Listen, Cole and Whitaker are so buys tryin' to run you out they forgot about me. As a matter of fact, they've forgotten about every other plebe in this whole company. That's why I stay in this room Jake. Cause if Mississippi quits, then all of a sudden Arkansas is the worst state in the whole country.

Tables are turning

Talking about parity in college football, the ACC might be the worst BCS conference, and the Big East might be the best, other then the SEC. This weekend there are three match ups with the Big East vs. the ACC, and all three Big East schools are favored. That is including Louisville vs. Miami, the last time I checked, Miami was a power house in college football and Louisville lost there best player in Michael Bush. This will be a super weekend of college football with 3 games in the SEC worth watching, Carolina playing Wolford, UT playing Florida, LSU and Auburn. Granted Clemson will have to pull out another Tommy Bowden magical performance when they are down and counted out. Famous quote- Sometime you win some, some times you ClemSome.

My favorite Klempson quote.....

"The Wolfpack is to college basketball what Clemson is to college football -- an overrated program built to unrealistic heights by coaches who cheated, with an overbearing fan base too biased to see that reality." (Gregg Doyel, CBS Sportsline)

A bad weekend for all

What a weird weekend in football, granted Tailgating was a blast but the game sure did suck. Doing a little Monday morning quarterbacking, I should have just sold my tickets and got even drunker. Instead I went to probably one of the worst performances by a Spurrier coached team ever. Between the offensive woes and the obnoxious Georgia fans it was a great game to watch.
I should have listened to Dev, but we took shots of Fighting Cock before the game, and again we lost. The myth is true; Dev can not drink Fighting Cock @ tailgating and expect the Gamecocks to win. So if you see Dev at a game do not give him Fighting Cocks unless the game is over.

Tailgating game: If you find a minnow in the shrimp for the Beaufort stew try and sneak it into somebody’s pocket, just like I did on Saturday. Just ask Tick. He found the dead fish in his pocket 10 hour later, and believe me it did not smell good.
Well on a good note, we should have a good chance of beating Wolford and FAU, but announced today Marquee Hall is out for the season, but can apply for a medical red shirt.

Pictures to come from the food fight we called Tailgating.