Friday, May 19, 2006

My mexican slave laborers

Lately I have had alot of framing going on in my hood. These guys work their rear ends off all day long and can frame a house in like 5 days. The only problem is they dont speak english and if they do they pretend they dont. So it is always interesting trying to tell them to do something because you always get the smile and nod. However they seem to take their shirts off to work more often than Advice man at a strip club oh wait that is LJ who tries to give the strippers lap dances. What is really funny is the beer guts these dudes have even after working in 90 degree weather all day, they have to consume a high quantity of gods nectar. I would like to see them and Jerry go at a drinking contest on seeing how fast they can chug. Yesterday I did have one of them trying to pass off a firemans hat that your 2 year old would wear for halloween as a hard hat. When i asked him to put a real one on he just smiled and nodded.

My next question is why do people lie for no apparent reason other than to just lie. Can they not actually tell the truth or do they just like the drama of getting caught in a lie.

And congrats to THE MAGIC CRUMPKIN on his law school graduation. Hopefully now he will have more luck in getting these loose women he has been stalking for so long becaues now he gets to pass out a real business card not the home made ones he use to make. Tick maybe that is what you should do follow crummy to the promiseland

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Time to get a real job


I will be on leave the rest of the week to travel to the vast mid-west to attend Crummy’s law school graduation. I will bring back plenty of pictures and stories of drunken buffoonery. So far my research shows that the mid-west is full of loose women and cheap draft beer, but that is only from what I can tell from myspace.com. Luckily for me I am broke and married, so it should be a great weekend. We here at Leftover hot dog just want to say congrats to Chad and good luck in your new career.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

college tuitions per year

$9,798: Average debt of public school grads in 1990. 46.2% of grads had loans.
$15,622: Average debt in 2004. Roughly 67% of grads had loans.

Would anybody like to invest in my Student loan fund

I tried to post the tuitions of some schools in SC and around the country to just prove how high tuitions have become over the years but my I couldn't cut and paste my chart with out it becoming all messed up. So if you want to know how high tuition is at certain schools just me or go to here.