Something to think about tonight

Well with Matt C. bachelor party quickly approaching I figured I would try and make a guide to stripe clubs. Every bachelor party has its moments and most of the time, those moments take place in adult entertainment venues. So I figured I would compile a list of things you should not do in a strip club…… If you have done one of these please explain later, while I laugh my ass off.

1.) The first thing you should never do is pay with a debit or credit card, or us a ATM inside of a stripe club- Get money before hand, it will save you a small fortune in the long run.

2.) Never as a bouncer for any kind of drugs, including but not limited too (cocain, marijuana, X or my favorite Viagra)

3.) Never say, I will show you mine if you show me yours (hint- there job is to show you there’s with out having to see yours- ( I have been guilty of this a couple times)

4.) Never put a twenty into a dancer's G-String, and ask for change

5.) Never ask. Do I need cash for a blow job, or can I trade cocaine?"

6.) When the dancer gets completely naked shout stage dive!

7.) Never ask a striper if there outfits come in your size

8.) Never fold your bills into origami penises before stuffing them into the girls g-strings

9.) Never give a striper your phone number and tell them you will take care of them for ever (bad idea)

10.) Never ask for a “Lap dance to-go”

See you boys tonight, be ready to party

Save the pool table, save the world

Here is another random question

What does a Big Mac consist of?

Strippers smell like strawberries

Well I have returned back to work, which kind of sucks after being off for 8 days. Well since the regular season of college football is over, here are my questions for you to answer.

1.) Player that we will miss the most next year?
2.) Most improved player on the gamecocks
3.) Play that you think will improve the most over the off season?
4.) Who deserves national coach of the year
5.) Best overall QB in the nation
6.) Best overall RB in the nation
7.) Best overall WR in the nation


Bonus question
Favorite food on Thanksgiving

Bowl predictions for this week...

Here is the latest look at bowl projections from ESPN as of Nov. 28th going into a crucial weekend when all of these questions will get answered. Numerous scenarios surround which bowl Clemson will go to (we hear the Gator, Chick Fil a, Car Care or Champs). For SC most say either the Chick Fil A (long shot), Music City, Liberty.

ESPN says For Clemson---

Champs Sports (ACC No. 4 vs. Big Ten No. 4/5)
Clemson vs. Purdue

OR

Gaylords Hotels Music City (ACC No. 5 vs. SEC)
Clemson vs. Kentucky
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ESPN says For South Carolina---

AutoZone Liberty (C-USA No. 1 vs. SEC No. 6)
Houston vs. South Carolina

OR

Gaylords Hotels Music City (ACC No. 5 vs. SEC)
Boston College vs. South Carolina
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I am going to go on a "hunch" here and say Clemson will go to the Champs Bowl and USC will go to the Music City Bowl. What do you guys think?

31-28..

Go Cocks!