Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Cheer Cheer for Old Notre Dame


Notre Dame players, in addition to being unable to defeat ranked teams, also seem to have trouble finding women to sleep with them. Undeterred, some of the Irish heros have decided to press on and pay for the company of women ... or attempt to pay undercover cops. DL Derrell Hand was arrested in a sting operation the South Bend Tribune reported Saturday. To the left is Derrell, the pride of the Irish.

The real question is, was Derrell unable to find company through traditional courting or was he just fed up with Notre Dame girls being ugly?

The Wizard of Odds story
Deadspin story

1 comment:

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