Tommy Bowden Re-Mix

Ever since Tommy Bowden made this comment in this article some interesting things have been said on the message board over on Gamecock Central. My favorite is this one below that is actually written by a CU Tiger fan {here} believe it or not.


Set to the music of Sir Mix-A-Lot's classic "Baby Got Back"....Kick it!....

I like tight butts and I can not lie

You other coaches can't deny

That when a guy walks in with an itty bitty waist

And two footballs in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice his butt was stuffed

Deep in the uniform he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh player, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

Other pastors tried to warn me

But the butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average QB

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

He's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of ol' Jad Dean

Sayin' big butts are the thing

Take the average coach and ask him friend

He's gotta pack that tight end

So, Coaches! (Yeah!)

Coaches! (Yeah!)

Have your players got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Players got back!

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I like 'em round, and tight

I want to get a biteI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout playbooks

Kneepads ain't just for looks

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

T. Bowden's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at game videos

Knock-kneed kickers walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my players like HoJo

A word to the thick soul players, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight, I want to stuff your run

Till the break of dawnPlayers got it goin' on

A lot of baptists won't like this song

'Cause them saints like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, Players! {Yeah!} Players! {Yeah}

If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even pastors got to shout

Players got back!

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So your wideout rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, son

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some coaches wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Brad Scott says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beefcake dreams in the magazines:

You ain't it, flip screen!

Give me a player, I can't resist him

Red beans and rice didn't miss him

Some other coaches tried to dis

'Cause their players are on my list

They had game but they chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So players, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-T BOWDEN

And kick them nasty thoughts

Players got back!

Word to your motha'.....