Thursday, November 02, 2006

SEC arrests the gamecock.....


In a surprise move today the SEC invaded the Hen house off Shop Road in Columbia and made a surprise arrest. The SEC wanted to shut down "the gamecock" as he is known around town for his loud outbursts during Carolina football games on third downs. During the raid of the Hen house the 'gamecock' was found getting his weekly manicure while watching several hens "shake their tail feathers" to the Nelly song while drinking a handle of "fighting cock." The SEC reported on approaching the 'gamecock' to make the arrest he was over heard saying...."Oh no I heard them bad boys coming...Can't stop now....Got to continue my running...Because we go party till them lights come on."

Several SEC officials received cuts from the encounter but were pleased that this matter has been resolved and no more crowing on third downs. The 'gamecock' gave a statement to the news media at the time stating he was set up by a tiger in purple pants (I know strange sight). He also informed the media that "he is a 'cock and always will rise up for some fun, just doing my part to make everyone smile at games."

Coach Spurrier has vowed to get the best lawyer in Ohio to work the case because...well, he needs a client, so we should hear more from the great legal brain (before it gets corrupted) of "Crummy" on this issue soon. "Crummy" has stated that he plans to use the "Zipper" defense to help free his client. Look for more in the future on this saga......

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was a great post...very funny...screw the SEC...free speech for the cocks!

dev's bowtie chili said...

just maybe and I mean just maybe this will force our SC Band to play during the game....last week against the vols the band just sat there...bottom line the band needs to start playin' and keep playin' throughout the game...

Dev said...

The Library just got quieter..

Moose said...

I love a quiet Library, that is when you rip ass and see if anybody heard it.

Try it and see

i said...

now that was a funny post...good story