Tuesday, July 11, 2006


Since being placed on double secret probation by the Blog police, for the misuse of a email forward, not having enough stories about eating or having dinner parties. The violations seem to be pretty server. My attorney says the blog could be shut down for these violations; it is kind of like a restaurant getting a C rating from DHEC.

On a different note I am now a home owner, kind of scary but also very exciting. Kat and I closed yesterday and will begin moving in sometime this month. IF you are looking for a realtor I would highly recommend Sara Jenkins and the Palmetto group. They did a wonderful job and Sara was great. We have referred her to a couple other people, such as a fellow writer on the LOHD. She does wonderful work and will find a house for you. So if anybody would like to help paint, carry boxes, or build a fence just give me a call.

http://www.columbiasrealestateteam.com/

11 comments:

ritch said...

congrats LJ....welcome to the world of homeownership....

a-dubs said...

We are all joining Lee in getting old....it used to be it was a sign of maturity if you had your very own keg tap, now a house...

*jcg said...

congrats LJ -- now just wait til the leaks start! just kidding (sort of).

Moose said...

JCG,
Bring on the leaks (well I hope not) but i guess that is why you get the home warrenty from the seller. It covers all pipes and I plan on using it every chance I get

penny said...

i cant wait to visit your new home...and drop a duece without my feet inside of your tub. man, im gonna miss olympia house

Moose said...

I thought the feet in the tub while dropping a deuce was kind of a right of passage, like pissing in the largest urinal in the US (located in Wilmington, NC).

penny said...

heres a question.....whats the BEST urinal youve ever releaved yourself in? i remember that bar in lexington kentucky that had a tv mounted at eye level. i got to watch florida state blow another kick wide right against miami all while not missing a single drop.

and then there was the tap room in knoxville, whose urinal was nothing more than a hole in the sheetrock. good times

Moose said...

Good questions Penny,

I also remember the tavern in Lexington, watch the FSU game, as well as the taproom in Tenn. How about the cup we used in Death valley and the accidently lost it over the rail. I guess that isn't considered a urinal but pretty close.

Crummy said...

The Eddie George Cafe in Columbus has a one-way mirror facing out into the bar so you don't miss any of the action on the big screen while relieving yourself at the urinal. However, the strange part is that there is a table right in front of the urinal. So, while you are "busy" there is almost always a couple sitting there and you are right between them about at the location of their food. It would be funny if they could see you too.

Moose said...

crummy,
Sounds like a good idea, a one way mirror in the pisser. I wonder if the womans is the same way?

penny said...

i like the mirror idea...a table full of food would make quite the interesting target range. im not stepping out on a limb here in saying that play duck hunt every time i take a leak?