Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself...
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: Confused but says "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open."
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2 comments:
Good one
I love it!
gotta remember that line. hahahaha ;)
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