Friday, June 23, 2006

Friday Funny

I saw this on a e-mail forward today and deemed it worthy for a post. So here goes:

You might be from South Carolina if...

You know you're from South Carolina if....
1. You can properly pronounce Tugaloo, Tamassee, Jocassee
2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin'" to send them to your friends.
19. You wanna go back to South Carolina, where everything is normal

And finally:
20. You are 100% from South Carolina if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper"

7 comments:

Joey C. said...

I'd like to add one more ... You might be a South Carolinian if ... you've ever had both a live chicken and dead chicken at Tailgate!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, so many of those applied to me! Oh well, I am a Southern girl!!

ritch said...

and you fed dead chicken (Bojangles) to the live chicken...and the beauty of it all is the live chicken really liked it.

Dev said...

I was actually talking about Lt. John Kimball today.. I hope he's doing well since I left him at some field after MASH.

Dev said...

Where'd the Quiznos post go? I was just joshin'.

wty said...

Really, #9 doesn't make much sense. It's not like SC is landlocked, adn I don't believe I've ever met a soul from SC who hasn't been to the beach.

Moose said...

The quiznos post will return with more pictures and a better post.