Q : How do you know the tooth brush was invented at Clemson?
A : If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q : Why don't Clemson fans fart?
A : Their mouths are never closed long enough to build up any pressure!
Q : What do they call duct tape in Clemson?
A : Chrome!
Q: Why do Clemson Students go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: Nobody admitted 17 and under.
Q: What do you get when you have 32 Clemson Football Players in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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1 comment:
This is actually a Florida - FSU joke. But as a sorta South Carolina fan, I'll use it here.
Q:What did the South Carolina grad say to the Clemson grad?
A: May the defendant please rise.
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