I have a missing sock; it has been traveling in my car for the past 3 weeks. I know that it is scared and cold; it misses the nasty feet that it protected for its entire life. Would the owner please call 1-803-555-7781 to find out how we can return this missing sock. It has gone almost three weeks with out the funk of its owner’s feet.
Dev,
I know you can’t have more the two pairs of socks, if you would like a single sock you left in my car three weeks ago after golf please call and I will send it with someone on there way to Charleston.
Stay tuned for the story of the other sock, which is some where in west Columbia near Murray’s family bar.
3 comments:
my left foot is pretty cold..
send me $1.25 and I will mail it back to you, not so much a ransom, more of a finders fee.
(side note: LJ, beautiful picture of your wife in the paper Sunday!)
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