things you don't see everyday

So a couple weeks ago I come home from work, a little groggy from sitting behind a desk all day. Check the mail, and go through my normal ritual when I get home. As I opened my back door to let my dog out (Bailey) I see this woman popping a squat in my back yard. As Bailey is going crazy, I yell “what are you doing” and this starts a conversation with the crazy peeing lady.

Lady: I had to pee

Me: IN my back yard

Lady: My plumbing went out and the plumber is in my bathroom

Me: you could drive up the street to the gas station

Lady: You know how nasty those gas station bathrooms are

Me: Better then my backyard

Bailey: Bark, Bark

Me: shut up bailey

Lady is done, pulls up her pants and climbs over my fence

Lady: You need to get this fence fixed

Me: What happened to my fence?

Lady: oh it gave way when I was climbing over it

Me: You have got to be kidding

Me: thanks for stopping by to piss in my yard, have a good day

I have slowly learned not to take the easy way out; I should have decided to buy a house in the suburbs instead of living in the ghetto near downtown. Although I can’t complain about the 3 minute drive to work everyday, or the money I save on gas each day.

Leaving Carolina

On monday Coach Spurrier watched his two best defensive players leave early for the pro's. As well as two other players transfer and a third player become Academically ineligible. Next year might be another rollercoaster of new players and mixed emotions.


Player Pos. Status Comment
Ko Simpson DB Declaring for NFL draft First-team All-SEC selection at rover in 2005
Johnathan Joseph DB Declaring for NFL draft Tied for SEC lead with four interceptions
Dustin Lindsey LB Academically ineligible for 2006 Third on the team with 58 tackles
Antonio Heffner QB Transferring to Tennessee State Started in 48-7 loss to Auburn
Albert Ashcraft RB Transferring to Western Carolina Plans to run track

triva question #2

What do the digits under Reggie bush’s eye’s mean, or under this Longhorn band members eyes .

Can't stop the moose

On January 1, 2005 the first annual Polar Bear Olympics were held on Sullivan’s Island. The two highly competitive teams “Team Toyko” and “Team Frozen Tundra” were both a little hung-over but the action was intense. The first sporting event consisted of a highly anticipated game of woffle ball. Team Tundra wearing are stylish medium wife-beaters were the better team. The power bats of Moose Dragner and Don-key Desai were too much for the injury prone Team Toyko. The game got a little out of hand when Kev didn’t know that he had to run when he hit the ball. Old Man pitched a pretty good game for team Tokyo but Team Frozen Tundra just had to many secret weapons.

Then 2nd event of the day was a nice calm game of bocce ball on the beach. The Olympic uniforms were not made to stand the cold windy beaches in early January. As the pictures show Don-Key and I were freezing. But that couldn’t stop team Frozen Tundra from making a remarkable comeback. With a few minor hazards on the course, like a huge pile of dog crap couldn’t even stop the inevitable. With the women on the team leading the way, Pink Panda and B-ver were on fire. Even the master play of Oldness couldn’t hold Tokyo together.

After a long day of Polar Bear Olympic sports evens the after party at Tsunami’s was awesome. Great Sushi and sake made for all a good time.

BCS soaps

Forget Texas- Southern Cal, lets talk about who is banging Brady Quinn’s sister. Oh yeah that would be the guy that pretty much had a field day against Notre Dame on Monday. A. J. Hawk

I think ABC ended up showing more shots of Laura Quinn in the stands then the actually football game. Is this story really that big a deal?

And the trivia question answer will be posted tomorrow morning, so get your answers in. And Dev you can answer if you want

Hey Crabman

My name is Earl is moving to Thursday night, for some crazy reason.

1st trivia question from this weekend

The first trivia question from this weekends comment comes from JBB aka Brooks.

What is a squirrel tail?

Don't let me down 2006

Well the New Year’s weekend started out pretty bad with our Gamecocks flopping in the Independence Bowl. After jumping out to a 21 point lead, they decided to get donkey punched in the second half. Not sure how it happened because I decided to pound more and more alcohol as Blake Mitchell decided to ruin our 2005 season. But after drinking during the game, I was ready to drive to Charleston to start the New Years Celebration on the beach.

This year we decided to spend the New Years Eve celebration at the Charleston Aquarium. I highly recommend for next year if you will be in the Charleston area. The two floors of the aquarium were packed with open bars and buffet lines. Them menu consisted of shrimp and grits, crab cakes, tangerine meat balls and a chocolate fountain. The live band was some 70’s funk band that never seemed to be playing when I was downstairs trying to find the bathrooms.

My only complaints were, there were not enough fish for it to be called an aquarium, two piranhas and a 100 year old shark don’t count, and why can’t you distribute the champagne upstairs as well as downstairs. Damn Dev couldn’t find the champagne so I had to share mine with his drunken ass. But over all it was a really good time and I can see the group doing it again next year. Updates of pictures and more stores from the weekend will follow.

Give it up

Give it up Mark May, you have been anti- South Carolina since you got to ESPN. Get off Lou’s back so that he can rant and rave about how good the Gamecocks are. He should know since he pretty much recruited ¾ of the team. Mark you were a good offensive lineman for the University of Pitt, and the redskins. You have never coached and shouldn’t even be on ESPN. They should reserve the broadcasters spot for some one who know something about college football. Lou has been around the league forever and knows how to tell talent, understands the college game and enjoys the college game. You seem like an angry black man. Let Lou Holtz have his time in the spot light telling the world how he enjoyed coaching at USC.