10 things from this weekend….
10.) Obie will eat anything at 3:00 in the morning after drinking all night, just ask Gail. While you at it, Ask Gail about the tip Tom-tom left here on Friday night.
9.) Don’t hold up a game of pool if penny is next in line
8.) The liberty bowl is better then no bowl.
7.) Dev’s birthday trumps a bachelor party
6.) Is there a better time to piss the bed then on your bachelor party?
5.) Tick is in Texas, (everything is big in Texas, just like ticks head.)
4.) Never grab a striper’s ass, unless you expect to get tossed to the curb.
3.) Who the hell would throw a pancake?
2.) Worst college basketball team- South Carolina
1.) Never leave steaks unattended at Boz’s house…….
If you have any questions please advise, I would love to embellish the story for you.
Wow...wild times?
ReplyDeletealso, if youre going to fall down the stairs, make sure your morning wood falls out of your boxers. it makes for a funnier story
ReplyDeletelesson learned from weekend. if you have to shit, for love of God take a crap. do not try and hold it for the comfort of your own toilet, bc you will feel the wrath of hell if you do.
ReplyDeleteTrue that k-fed, you looked like you were in some pain yesterday
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