Dear Loser in La,
The last man standing theory states the following: If a man is able to last longer than any other man at a bar, then he gets to take the last woman standing home for the evening. This theory has many examples to back it up. Also size, shape, hygiene, and looks don't interfere with this theory at all. One example right off hand involves someone I personally know. We will call him Trad to hide his identity. Now, for a long while Trad would go out and always come home with, or stay with, a female. Everyone thought he was the man. When all he really was doing was utilizing the theory and all aspects possible. Trad would even go to happy hour, come home and drink, and then return to the bar at closing time to have and advantage over all the other men testing this theory. I encourage anyone that is having a "dry spell," to test this theory and give feed back. It is kind of like luck of the draw as far as the looks of the female. What I have witnessed personally from Trad's success is that the last women standing are not beauty queens. But hey you're not alone!! Try it out and let me know Loser. Hope the best success to you in your next drunken endeavor. Use the theory, Live by the theory.
Advice Man
This picture is a prime example of what could happen when you follow this theory.
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Thank you advice man, the theory is still a mystery for many young college students that don't under the theories that come with being a partier. Thank you for the wise advice. My next question would be how to you prepare yourself to become this last man standing. There have been many nights where I wanted to stay up to have the thrill of using the theory but ended up crashing. Only to wake up to find a friend or roommate had utilized what I thought was mine, a drunk girl.
Thad
You obviously did not read the article carefully. If you a just beginning and having issues with crashing out, a.k.a a light weight pansy, just start later. If you want to go to happy hour do it, but you must break in between. The theory is that you have to be the last one not the longest lasting. I hope I helped you a little more. Pay attention to hidden messages!!
Advice Man
For some people you need to spell it out or draw them a picture. You may need to dumb it down advice man...
Dude is that me in the picture cause i use that theory, but wont go out till late so it will work
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