Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Another Type of Penny

Im sorry to go on about a useful penny. If you think about it though, a penny can do other things as well. A penny can give you a free place to stay in Key West. It can make you a great drink. A penny can even help start a conversation with a girl that you wouldn't normally talk to. I think a penny has a lot of "cents." When has a penny ever worked a real job? How many times have you wanted to be a penny? Yeah, so you dont always get picked up, but heck man what about the times you do. Do you know how hard a penny tries to pick up other change? A penny works really hard. I think you need to all respect the penny and embrace the penny!!!

I Love You Penny!!!

Advice Man

7 comments:

*jcg said...

Wow. Advice Man has been busy as of late.

I love when hurricanes drum up a penny when you least expect it. This type of penny is my favorite.

Moose said...

Advice man has been working around the clock to fill all the request and questions. Customer service is number 1 here at LeftoverHD. Hopefully we will get a permanent Penny sometime soon, when he decides to move back to Cola.

ritch said...

advice man,
you are the best...can not wait for more great answers to the wonderful questions...

*jcg said...

>>>Hopefully we will get a permanent Penny sometime soon, when he decides to move back to Cola. <<<

Refurbishing Columbia, one run-down house after another. You know, a penny's handy to have around.

Moose said...

Penny was actaully up here a couple weekends ago looking at houses.

penny said...

uses of a penny.....
-escort unruly georgia fans from the student section
-be kicked out of line at atlantic city titty-bars
-offend peoples girlfriends and have no idea why (sorry boz)
-99 will get you a jr bacon cheeseburger
i think perhaps the most well rounded and important of all modes of currency

jimmy said...

Who knew the Penny was so use full